Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Roland of LFP 1999-2012


After 8 great years, 1 Jumping Cholla attack, countless snow-shoeing excursions, the treeing of an innocent Korean woman, 3 doz. stolen tortilla wraps, and enough hair shedding to violate the law of conservation of mass, Roland has moved on to that great Carpet in the Sky.
We rescued Roland from the animal shelter in Woodinville, Wa in September of 2004.  Jordanna picked him out of all the dogs who met her stringent criteria of being at least 100lbs, less energetic than she, and having the temperament of a buddhist monk.  
Through 3 states he has been a fixture in our family.  He greeted the addition of two children to our family with calm drool and occasional kisses no matter how rigorous the “affection”.  
He loved the snow, licking empty peanut butter jars, and laying down in the most trafficked part of a house.  


Roland was a great dog and we will miss him dearly.

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

The Cayden Files

A conversation between Cayden and I as I trundled him into the car to go to dojo:

J: (singing a fake song to try and get the kid to listen while maintaining patience) Butt in the seat, butt in the seat, butt in the seat...
C: Hey Mommy?
J: Yeah honey.
C: When I sing songs, I don't like just repeat the same word over and over again.
J: Yes?
C: Yeah, I like throw in some whistles and hums, "Butt in the seat... yeah yeah yeah...hmmm...hmmm. butt in the seat..." That way it's not boring for people to listen to.
J: (smothers laughter)

Really?

Ty: I don't even know how to make a lower case L anymore.
J: It's a line
Ty: Oh yeah!