This is your brain exposed to an older brother

Two choice conversations I had with my youngest today that I NEVER had with my oldest at age two. TWO! Cayden waited until 4 to turn into an obnoxious teenager.

J: What did you do at school today?

D: No! I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about my day!

J: (delivering a requested orange truck and finding D out of bed playing with a different truck in the middle of the floor) D honey, you are supposed to be in bed.

D: Hey! I had to get a truck!

J: I can see that, but play with it in bed please.

D: Hey Mommy! I HAD to get a TRUCK!